Self-Service Gas

Did you know that it's still illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey and Oregon? The governor of NJ says he'd consider making self-service gas legal. Of course the usual argument for this type of regulation is "jobs", which is just a code-word for "special interests".

Here's my proposal: make it illegal to cook your own food. We all know how many people injure or poison themselves cooking every year. Think of the boon to the restaurant industry!